I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the raccoons are back...
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