Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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