On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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