Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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