Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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