For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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