it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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