the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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