if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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