Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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