There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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