I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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