I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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