Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Terrible idea I love it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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