just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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