She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
