As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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