What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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