he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
God, I missed his penis.
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