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I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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