brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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