Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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