God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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