Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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