Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
