I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
