Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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