It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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