Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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