awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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