i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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