You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
this is an emotional support booty call
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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