GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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