I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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