after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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