he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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