Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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