are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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