you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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