We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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