Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
ttyl tear gas
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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