Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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