if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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