Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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