yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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