I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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