Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck me I smell like cheese
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
