summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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