DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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