My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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