I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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