Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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