8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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