I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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