we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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