That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
